February 2012
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Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?
Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.
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Interviewer: Last question. What is the most intense situation you have ever been in?
Jesse Eisenberg: I have been mugged and beaten on the street in NY, so yeah, probably that. I was knocked out in the street in NY, off my bike, into a pillar and went to the hospital. That was kind of intense. Sorry, not anything fun to tell.
Interviewer: It didn’t need to be fun.
Jesse: Oh good, good, just honest?
Interviewer: Yeah.
Jesse: So that was interesting. You grow as a person and shrink as an animal. Yeah, that was a bad day.
Interviewer: Was it a long time ago or..?
Jesse: Maybe three years. So I’m still recovering. I only have 200 more therapy sessions left before I’m cured and will be okay.
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“No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.”
– Jesse Eisenberg (via polihaslanded)
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Anonymous asked: do you know where i can write to jesse via email or letter? and just hoping that he gets it himself?
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Anonymous asked: Fuck u Man!...
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Anonymous asked: is jesse eisenberg sexy
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: you know if jesse have a girlfriend?
ilovesomuchdamianmcginty asked: Love your tumblr !!!! So i have some questions . How old is Jesse ? What is his birth date ? And what iis he d oing actualy ?
Anonymous asked: what interview was that that you just posted? the one where he was laughing really hard.
Anonymous asked: my boyfriend look like jesse...
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sweetkstewart asked: OMGF, i just love Jesse, and thank god i foud this tumblr. <3
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Anonymous asked: this blog is full of win. the end.
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