Fuck Yeah Jesse Eisenberg: Archive

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Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?

Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.

Feb 22nd

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Interviewer: Last question. What is the most intense situation you have ever been in?
Jesse Eisenberg: I have been mugged and beaten on the street in NY, so yeah, probably that. I was knocked out in the street in NY, off my bike, into a pillar and went to the hospital. That was kind of intense. Sorry, not anything fun to tell.
Interviewer: It didn’t need to be fun.
Jesse: Oh good, good, just honest?
Interviewer: Yeah.
Jesse: So that was interesting. You grow as a person and shrink as an animal. Yeah, that was a bad day.
Interviewer: Was it a long time ago or..?
Jesse: Maybe three years. So I’m still recovering. I only have 200 more therapy sessions left before I’m cured and will be okay.

Feb 22nd

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“No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.”

– Jesse Eisenberg (via polihaslanded)

Feb 19th

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