1 year ago on 9 May 2012 @ 1:33pm + 106 notes
  • Question: Have you ever had any fan experiences that kinda made you go, "Hmm, I should install more locks on my door"?
  • Jesse: I was stalked by a locksmith.
1 year ago on 6 May 2012 @ 12:23am + 166 notes
via becoss (originally becoss)
# 2012

“Because actors are on stage, emoting and opening up and being personal, people feel comfortable discussing issues that may be taboo or private […] I am interested in social issues like everybody else and this is kind of a unique way to use what I do as a job which is acting and performing to affect or at least be part of the dialogue of some sort of substantive issue.” [on the Dionysus Project]

1 year ago on 7 April 2012 @ 10:02pm + 241 notes
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Girlfriend, Interrupted

  • Jesse: Oh no, my apartment is buzzing!
  • Interviewer: You can get it if you need to.
  • Jesse: I don’t know, it might be a robber. I don’t know who else it would be. It could be someone who wants to rob me.
  • Interviewer: I hope not.
  • Jesse: It’s happened before.
  • Interviewer: Oh wow. During an interview?
  • Jesse: No, this would be the first time that happened.
  • Interviewer: I’m honored.
  • Jesse: Oh, it’s my girlfriend.
  • Interviewer: I give you permission to buzz her in.
  • Jesse: She’s here to rob me of love.
1 year ago on 13 March 2012 @ 4:04pm + 198 notes
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My attempts to talk to younger women didn’t turn out well either. When I was 14, I was in A Christmas Carol at Madison Square Garden and, in an attempt to do a normal teenage thing, I invited three other boys from the cast to the Times Square Hooters. I thought we could get some wings, watch the game and gawk at the sexy waitresses. But I was a vegetarian and the other three boys were experiencing gender identity issues, so instead of wings, game watching, and lewd comments about the waitress, we got veggie burgers, asked them to change the channel, and commiserated with the waitress about how difficult it is to break into New York theater.
1 year ago on 22 February 2012 @ 10:03pm + 679 notes
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  • Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.
1 year ago on 22 February 2012 @ 8:11pm + 213 notes
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  • Interviewer: Last question. What is the most intense situation you have ever been in?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I have been mugged and beaten on the street in NY, so yeah, probably that. I was knocked out in the street in NY, off my bike, into a pillar and went to the hospital. That was kind of intense. Sorry, not anything fun to tell.
  • Interviewer: It didn’t need to be fun.
  • Jesse: Oh good, good, just honest?
  • Interviewer: Yeah.
  • Jesse: So that was interesting. You grow as a person and shrink as an animal. Yeah, that was a bad day.
  • Interviewer: Was it a long time ago or..?
  • Jesse: Maybe three years. So I’m still recovering. I only have 200 more therapy sessions left before I’m cured and will be okay.
1 year ago on 19 February 2012 @ 11:07pm + 2,889 notes
via polihaslanded (originally polihaslanded)
No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.
Jesse Eisenberg  (via polihaslanded)
1 year ago on 3 February 2012 @ 6:00am + 91 notes
via queenlaurahale (originally queenlaurahale)

This is something that might be overlooked technically — every time Justin is on the right side of frame, Mark’s on the left side of frame, and halfway through the scene Justin moves to the left side of frame, and Mark moves to the right side of frame. This was heavily orchestrated when we were on set. This is not something that’s by accident, or something that just happened because the actors wanted to move individually. This is an orchestrated scene. Watch, so Justin moves to the left side of frame — cuts back, and Mark is over there. This is… [laughs] just so wonderful, I mean, you almost feel like how could anybody else be making movies if they’re not thinking about stuff like this? He moves back, I move back. It’s — it’s just incredible, when I was on set I had no idea of the millions of things that were happening around me that were making this movie, I just happened to overhear that this was what they were doing. I happened to overhear it. If I didn’t overhear it, I never would have known, and I’d watch the movie a hundred times and wouldn’t pick up on it because I just don’t… pick up on things like that.

— Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network Audio Commentary